Sorry Edgar, but this story was terrible. The main characters are basically illiterate and the entire story is written in the words of the protagonist making it a pain to get through. There is a lot of confusion due to the two rivals being extremely low on the IQ scale. They are after the affection of the same woman and end up getting mixed up when thinking they are flirting with the woman, but are actually flirting with each other unintentionally.
I rate this story a 1 out of 5. It is so far my least favorite Poe tale.